I've been waiting...

...and ain't no goddamn good thing come to me yet. In fact, last I checked, I've only gotten fucking misery and shit rained down on me. You think that it's right that a man's dog dies, his house burns down and his wife decides to screw his boss, all on the same day? I didn't think so. That's why I've got to do something about it. I've got to put my foot down and say, enough you motherfucking piece of shit world. Of course, woudn't you know it, I put my foot down in the last pile of shit my now dead dog left--I think it was still steaming. Motherfucking dog, good for nothing, woudn't even fetch a ball.